From: Rob Strong (balthamel@geocitiesNOSPAM.com) Subject: Re: [TAN] What do you want? (WAS: Deutsch (Was: Re: rand is a FALSE dragon)) Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Date: 1998/03/31 Mark Loy wrote > > In article <351AFDD3.12C2831B@geocities.com>, Rob Strong > wrote: > > > > I don't know about you, but _I_ impressed a date by taking > > her to see "Boogie Nights" and then showing her that Dirk > > Diggler wasn't all that impressive. > > Shiiit...if _I_ were so infinitely blessed with such an endowment from the > Gods de la Pecker I'd be permantly ensconced in front of a large mirror > trying diligently to use it to brush my teeth. > You know, I never thought about using it as a toothbrush. [1] I've used it as a lasso, a dog leash, a whip, and once as a jump rope.[2] But never a toothbrush. [1] Hey, this way I'd always have pearly white teeth. [2] Man, did I get thrown off that school playground real quick. It's not _my_ fault I have such a big heart and took pity on those girls because they forgot their jump rope. -- Robert Nelson Strong Remove "NOSPAM" to reply by e-mail. "I know you can fight. But it's our wits that make us men."