From: Rob Strong (balthamel@geocitiesNOSPAM.com) Subject: Re: Real readers of fantasy...! A test.. Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Date: 1998/04/13 Mark Loy wrote: > > In article <35332b7c.8810307@nntp.a001.sprintmail.com>, > noell@sprintmail.com wrote: > > On Wed, 8 Apr 1998 18:45:08 -0700, "Drew Gillmore" > > wrote: > > >Why is everybody looking at me? > > > > I'm not going to touch that one with a 10 foot pole. > > Rob Strong...paging Rob Strong to the white courtesy phone. *picks up phone* Hello? Speaking. What's that?! Someone is in need of a ten foot pole?! I'll be right there! The location? Thanks. I'm on my way. *zziip* *yanks out Spanky* We have a job to do, Spanky! Are you ready? Great. *loving caress* Dammit! What's wrong, my faithful sidekick? You can't rise the occasion?! Goddamn this cold weather! (I'll bet all that saltpeter didn't help either.) There must be something we can do! People are in need of our servicing, er...services. *frantic caressing* Oh, no! This is an emergency, there has to be something we can do! *pops in the classic tape _Betsy's Bustily Bulging Bordello_* *watches eagerly* *caress* Almost...just a little more. *gets those cool electric pad shocking-thingys that you see on "ER"* And...clear! *zap* Clear! *zap* Yes, Spanky's responding! It's, it's....it's alive!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now then, Spanky, there's work to be done! Let's go! > (Hey, he jumps rope with it so it's bound to be a good ten feet in length, > at least.) Now, you too can have a penis the size of mine. Just rub this cream on your member every night, one night for every inch you desire. Made with my very special secret formula. [1] Guaranteed effective. [2] Order one container of Rob's Penis Pumper Cream, and, for a limited time, you get a second can absolutely _free_. But that's not all. I'll also throw in that magical lubricant Vulvaline [3]...also free! [1] Coconut milk, eucalyptus juice, aloe, breast milk, amniotic fluid, semen, and one other ingredient I will refer to only as "Special Sauce". [2] Not a guarantee. [3] Think a modified version of "Valvoline" Motor Oil. -- Robert Nelson Strong Remove "NOSPAM" to reply by e-mail. UIN: 10634737