Date: Tue, 07 Aug 2001 18:33:19 GMT
From: Leigh Butler <leigh_butler@paramount.com>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
Subject: Re: Episode 2 Title (Spoiler)

On Tue, 07 Aug 2001 03:59:09 GMT, "Kevin Bangerter"
<thekgb@worldnet.att.net> wrote:

>scifantasy <scifantasy@ANTI-SPAMmegapathdsl.net> wrote in message
>news:3b6ee655.3938120@news.megapathdsl.net...
>
>> Well, it's official. The next Star Wars movie is to be called Star
>> Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones
>
>Dumb.
>
>Here are my suggestions for a better title.
>
>How the Sith Got Their Groove Back
>Spanking the Jedi
>Return of Jay and Silent Bob
>99 Ways to Conceive Twins
>The Galaxy According to Anakin
>Another Battle Above a Very Deep Pit
>Amidala of Green Gables
>101 Mandalorians
>JarJar Goes to Hell
>Obi-Wan the Clone Slayer
>Will Beat Matrix's Effects This Time
>Planet of the Geonosians
>National Lampoon's Tatooine Vacation

*applause*

Don't forget:

Send In The Clones
I Think I'm A Clone Now

And my friend John's fave:

Episode II: Electric Boogaloo


Heh. At least the utter hideousness of the title has made for some
entertainment. I get home from work last night and the phone rings as
soon as I walk in the door. I pick up, say "Hello?" and hear:

"ATTACK OF THE CLONES???!!?!?"

"Hi, John...."

-- 
Leigh Butler    leigh_butler@paramount.com
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