Subject: Filk: Rasfwrjication
From: spiffy_mctoad@hotmail.com.NOSPAM (Alex Goddard)
Organization: Daleks 'R Us
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan

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I don't have a recording of the song.  I'm working from memory and a
copy of the lyrics, so forgive any mistakes.

For the record, I pronounce rasfwr-j as RAH-SEF-WERJ.

Rasfwrj-ication
by the Red Hot Jordan Peppers
(To the tune of Californication)

Stupid spies from afr-j,
Try to steal your mind's elation,
Oilcan keeps score for,
Obscure silver screen quotations,
And if you like that kind of thing,
It's Rasfwrj-ication.

It's the end of the 'Net,
And all of western civilization,
Asmo theories never die,
They just settle in this location,
That's what you get when Usenet,
sells Rasfwrj-ication.

Pay your provider well,
To keep the news feed flowing,
S*oonty's skin, is this your chin,
Or a flame war you're waging?

Chorus:
Very witty, full of scorn,
Hard core Loy porn,
Dream of Rasfwrj-ication.
Dream of Rasfwrj-ication.

Read it all day, couldn't tear me away,
I need my daily installation,
A grad. student who can't pay the rent,
Gettin' high on pontification,
And recommend a book, I'll give it a look,
It's Rasfwrj-ication.

This filk may be the worst you hear,
But I made it in my basement,[1]
Novak, can you feel the fear
Coming from the newbie places,
alt.Shrugged's not far away,
It's Rasfwrj-ication.

Born and bread by those who read _Control_of_Population_ ,
Stupid People get correct, those who don't get bad vibrations.

Chorus

Standards lead to a very rough road,
But they also cause creation,
And Filk posts are to Drew's guitar,
Just another good vibration,
And luser waves couldn't save the world
From Rasfwrj-ication.

Pay your provider well,
To keep the news feed flowing,
Nuttier than the rest,
This is no test,
It is what you're craving

Chorus

-- 
Alex Goddard
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