Date: Tue, 14 Aug 2001 22:07:20 -0500 From: Jeff Huo Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: Miniseries Possibility /In article , gabriel@robots.ox.ac.uk says... > On 14 Aug 2001 21:53:03 GMT Mike Kozlowski (mlk@klio.org) flung unto the > void > > There's a reason Europe is a Third World slum, without all the amenities > > of modern civilization that we take for granted. > > Now do you see the reason that Britannia stays out of Europe? (Except to > kick the French once in a while.) One day we will reclaim Calais and the > rest of Lower Kent. Calais? Calais? What's in Calais? I mean, I can see BRITISH GENERAL: Men, we are going to conquer Baravia, home of much excellent beer. BRITISH ARMY (shouting): FOR ENGLAND! or BRITISH GENERAL: Men, we are going to conquer the southern coast of France, home of many beautiful women. BRITISH ARMY (shouting): FOR ENGLAND! or even BRITISH GENERAL: Men, we are going to conquer South Africa, home of many diamonds and much gold, platinum and uranium, with which we will become rich as sin and be able to get so much beer and so many women, the spirits of hallowed Viking warr/iors will ditch Vahalla to crash *our* parties. BRITISH ARMY (shouting): FOR ENGLAND! but then you have BRITISH GENERAL: Men, we are going to conquer Calais, home of mould-chips. BRITISH ARMY (shouting): YOU CAN KISS MY UNWASHED ARS-- --anyway, you get the idea. -Jeff -- Jeff Huo | jeff@spundreams.net.nospam (remove nospam) U. Michigan Med | http://www.spundreams.net/~jeff New to the group? Welcome! Please visit http://www.pepin.demon.co.uk/wolves/ IC Character sheets at http://www.spundreams.net/~jeff/wgpatum.html