Date: Tue, 8 May 2001 05:33:26 -0500 From: Jeff Huo Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: TAN: Somebody Has A Birthday! In article , sginter@adelphia.net says... > On Tue, 1 May 2001 00:00:16 -0400, princessmoo@accesstoledo.com > (Maggie) spake thus: > > > > > >For Steve, Master of the Cloaks and all around good guy, Happy Birthday! > Although long belated, Happy Birthday, Steve! > You know, a funny thing happened to me yesterday. I came home from > work, and was surprised to find a wrapped present, and a bunch of > balloons, on my kitchen table. They were from my mother, whom I had > just met for lunch not four hours before. Now, while I really do > appreciate both gift and sentiment (not to mention the fact that she > also apparently did my dishes and dusted my apartment while she was > there), I can't help but wonder: where the fuck did she get keys to > my apartment?!? Nah, she probably just drew upon the Force to a) temporarily slide the door into a parallel reality b) climb up the walls and go in through your window to drop them off c) correspond the presents into the apartment without ever entering d) forged said items from the Ether by sheer will right into existence on your kitchen table e) hide them from your vision since when she brought them and left them there the last time she was in your apartment f) summon friendly spirits to bring your gifts in from other realms Moms are like that, you know. -Jeff (An early Happy Mother's day to all the moms on the froup. Y'all rock.) -- Jeff Huo | jeff@spundreams.net.nospam (remove nospam) U. Michigan Med | http://www.spundreams.net/~jeff New to the group? Welcome! Please read http://www.landfield.com/faqs/sf/robert-jordan-faq/ http://www.spundreams.net/~jeff/rasfwrjians2.html