From: Etherman (etherman23@hotmail.com)
 Subject: Dear Robert Jordan 
 Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
 Date: 2001-04-10 13:44:13 PST 



To the tune of the Ballad of Chasey Lain


Dear Robert Jordan
I wrote for a hand
In understanding your books
I just wanted to know
Will Perrin deal a blow
To Faile's head with his axe

Chorus:
 You wrote a lot of books
 You wrote a lot of books
 I've spent a lot of time
 I've spent a lot of time
 You wrote a lot of books RJ
 Except for the last

Dear Robert Jordan
I wrote to expand
My thoughs as best as I can
Will Loial get a piece
Of ass from Erith
Please don't say RAFO

Chorus:
 You wrote a lot of books
 You wrote a lot of books
 I've spent a lot of time
 I've spent a lot of time
 You wrote a lot of books RJ
 Except for the last

Dear Robert Jordan
I wrote to demand
That Rand just bitch slap Elayne
Will Mat lose an eye
Will he finally die
Will Birgitt eat out his ass

Chorus:
 You wrote a lot of books
 You wrote a lot of books
 I've spent a lot of time
 I've spent a lot of time
 You wrote a lot of books RJ
 Except for the last

Bridge:
 P.S. Loyal fans this is RJ
 RJ these are your loyal fans
 Now finish the books
 Now finish the books

 P.S. Loyal fans this is RJ
 RJ these are your loyal fans
 Now finish the books
 Now finish the books

If you won't, get Goodkind to.


--
Etherman

AA # pi

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