From agodd@home.com.NOSPAM Mon Apr 30 11:51:29 2001
Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 02:29:35 GMT
From: Alex Goddard <agodd@home.com.NOSPAM>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
Subject: Filk: When I Cleanse The Taint

With apologies to Green Day...

When I Clease The Taint
(to the tune of "When I Come Around")

I felt it like a cloud, 
of filth picked up off the ground.
I've been searching for that someone, 
and it's Nynaeve with her scowl,
As you sit around going nuts all by yourself,
Don't go crazy now,
Clear your tainted eyes,
I'm just foamin' for the moment,
Sleaze in my bones, 
So don't you get, 
so uptight, you been thinking about stilling me.

No time to free myself from pain,
Cause you know that I'll be faint,
When I cleanse the Taint.

I heard Therin today,
But don't lock me away.
I'm the Reborn and the Three-Score so I don't need the DO's bore,
to try and screw me up because I know I'm right,
So don't go causing pain.
Make sure you keep it sane.
You may find out that your self doubt,
Is gone 'cause the Taint's not there.
You can't go forcing sai'din[1],
If you don't plan right.

No time to free myself from pain,
Cause you know that I'll be faint,
When I cleanse the Taint.

No time to free myself from pain,
Cause you know that I'll be faint,
When I cleanse the Taint.

When I cleanse the Taint. (3x)

[1] - I know this probably isn't right, but I'm pronouncing it
SAI-deen.

-- 
Alex Goddard
Lord of the Morning Cup(s) of Coffee
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