From jrowat@prince.carleton.ca Mon Jan 29 12:08:17 2001 Date: 2 Oct 2000 04:28:53 GMT From: John Rowat Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: TAN: Who would play who in the movies? As roses wither, so does mike: > This has been discussed to death I know, but I had some thoughts which I > decided to share. > Were there ever (god willing) a WOT movie, I think the following people > should play the roles: > Rand - Me. I match the physical description, I use a sword just bout as well as I should for EOTW, and, given my job, in about a year I will go crazy, start rotting inside from all the alcohol, and start killing people. > Mat - Alistair. I can see him making wisecracks and having fun hitting people with a big stick. > Faile - One of the Daves (I'll be damned if I can remember which) because he's the only person on the planet who likes the character, and, really, despite all the crossing of arms, we never get to SEE the actual breasts, so falsies will do. Drew-as-Aviendha will need implants and surgery, though. > Nynaeve - Laura. Just imagine, you get to dress in black and hit people, and these ones are TOO SCARED to hit back. > Egwene - Mark Loy. > Lan - Mark Loy. > Elayne - Mark Loy's cat. > Birgitte - Steve Monahan in drag. > Logain - Eric Loy. > Perrin - I have never been able to think of anyone who would play Perrin. > Who's young and big and stocky and bearded? John Novak. -John -- "Nice going, John. Now the antedeluvian is crying." -Rich Salyniuk