Subject: Re: TAN: Yet _Another_ Formal Annoucement From: Julianna Avedon Organization: MindSpring Enterprises Reply-To: SOteric2@msn.com Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan NNTP-Posting-Host: a5.79.23.30 On Fri, 24 Aug 2001 07:22:59 -0700, Bill McCarthy wrote: >Julianna Avedon sang a little ditty, and it went something like this... > >> [1] On the bright side, this will eliminate any need to list, >> alphabetically and by underwear size, all the persons you may have had >> occasion to boink in your lifetime. But feel free to dish: We're all >> taking notes. > >Where to start, where to start.... > >Are we talking full boink or just fun-natured foreplay? Isn't "foreplay" making out that leads to boinking? Is it foreplay if you don't boink? You should detail all Full-bore Linear Boinking, Modified Stationary Boinking, Tantric Boinking, Ass-boinking, Half-assed Boinking and any foreplay or making out (with or without boinking) which took place between you and a member fo the same gender (unless already an open homosexual, then please substitute "a different gender" for "the same gender") and every example of any of the above which may be described as kinky, bizarre or perverse. Please keep your boring, normal, healthy, "we're so happy, we're in love, the birds are singing and the sun is shining," sort of boinking to yourself. Thengkyou. __ Julsy While we're gone, if any talking animals tell you to buy any tacos or beer, for God's sake do what they say. Aaron Sorkin's "Sport's Night"