From jeff@spundreams.net.nospam Mon Apr 30 12:09:53 2001
Date: Fri, 27 Apr 2001 08:44:20 -0400
From: Jeff Huo <jeff@spundreams.net.nospam>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
Subject: Re: TAN: Movies 'n' stuff



Jim Hill wrote:

> Mike Kozlowski wrote:
> >In article <slrn9eb5k1.kv.janet@harry.osogrande.com>,
> >Janet Rolsma <janet@nm.net> wrote:
> >
> >>Sadly, because I only get to go see a movie when
> >>I have a sitter, my summer movie going will be severely limited.
> >
> >Oh, just go ahead and take the baby with you.  And if it cries, just go
> >ahead and murmur and coo at it right there in the theater, until maybe it
> >gets quiet fifteen minutes later.
>
> If it doesn't quieten down in that time span, whip out your cell phone,
> call your mother, and ask her how to shush a fussy baby.

Have her page you back. To make sure it's your mom,
have her page you three times in quick succession. Make
sure your pager is on alarm and not vibrate, because
otherwise you might miss it.

Hope that helps!

-Jeff

(" FROM MANAGEMENT TO ALL MOVIE PATRONS:
    We understand your frustration with the actions of
     inconsiderate movie patrons with cell phones, pagers,
     or cranky babies. We however would gently suggest
     that discharging loaded firearms is a fairly ironic
     method of registering complaints regarding noise
     disturbance. We suggest that our patrons exercise
     appropriate restraint and take the time to obtain one
     of our establishment's complimentary barrel-mounted
     silencers from the concession stand, available at
     mutiple bore sizes for your convenience. Thank you
     for your cooperation!

        Sincerely,
        -The Management  " )


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