From: Zeynep Dilli / 'Morwen' Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: [TAN] AHHHHHHHHHH Date: Thu, 30 May 2002 14:20:37 -0400 On Wed, 29 May 2002, Maggie declared: > Ishamael The Jewish quietly murmured... > > <*snip*> > > I'll see you all again, Sleep Tight. > > > *YAWN* > > Change the fucking channel, I'm bored. As my lady commands. *click* World cup? Starting next week. Brazil is playing with Turkey at Monday 5:00 am local time here (with the teams that have the greatest chance all in Europe and South America, whose idea was it to have the games wayyyyyyyy over there anyway?). And no, soccer is not a boring game. Yes it is. No it isn't. Yes it is. Americans don't use the metric system either. As if baseball is any be--- *click* Ewwww. I don't think you want to see this channel. It's a documentary about the gender-indeterminacy or authorship confusion related to the posts of one(two) of our poster(s). *click* Is Taim Demandred? Is Taim not Demandred? Is Taim Demandred? Is Taim not Demandred? Is Taim Demandred? Is Taim not Demandred? Is Taim Dem--- *click* George Lucas is not a good writer. No, George Lucas is NOT a good writer. That's what I'm saying, George Lucas is not a good writer. And Jedi Master Skeezix will kick butt once he's taller than Yoda. Not that that's ever.... insert spoiler space. But it wasn't that bad a movie. Especially considering its predecessor, it positively rocked. *click* Maybe the Dark One will be the eventual winner! *click* Next on: Can you be healthy eating a vegan diet? Is it possible to live exclusively on water? Do ramen noodles count as animal matter, or vegetable matter, or do they count as anything at all? *click* "We interrupt your regularly scheduled newsgroup for these announcements:" Mmmmmm. Upcoming Socials. Mmmmm. *click* Who saved Rand in Shadar Logoth? *click* A report on a stupid ISP doing what all stupid ISPs do, namely, stupidity, and the poster's attempts to nullify said stupidity assisted by the knowledge of the members of this august forum. *click* Rand will lose a hand, but how, and to whom? *click* Next on, Mark Loy goes fishing! With Eric and Deb, so it's not _that_ kind of fishing, get your minds out of wherever they dived in! And it's going to be fun, by all accounts! (Editor's note: Good luck, Mark, have lots of yummy fish grills.) *click* Three more channels on _Attack of the Clones_, one on _American Gods_ which might be more interesting; more on-topic threa... er, channels that will doubtless become more interesting as November approaches. I'm sure there are some formatting-related and how we're mean channels somewhere, and there's one opening of a copyright discussion which thankfully has not reached the levels where Kozlowski or someone else will feel the need to barge in bearing twelve-feet-wide, neon-orange-on-purple-edged-with-gilt banners that say "Hitler! Hitler! Hitler!". Honor to serve. -- Zeynep Dilli GE/MU/S/L d--(+) s: a24 C++ US+ P L+>++ E-- W++>$ N++ K++ w>-- !O M- V? PS+ PE(-) Y+ !PGP t- !5 !X R+ tv-- b+++>++++ DI+ D G e++$>+++ h* x?