Subject: Re: TAN: "YM" Date: Thu, 9 Jul 1998 04:28:35 -0700 From: "Drew Gillmore" Organization: University of California, Santa Cruz Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Jonathan Charles Barrett wrote in message ... :wiggsm@aol.com says... :> Yo Momma ? : :what as in YM is so fat.. she has to be balefired twice? YM YM is so fat that she's going to be the next plug in the Bore. YM is so fat the last time she *sniff*ed you lost yo brother, yo sister, yo dog, *and* Asmodean. YM is so fat that she uses the Pattern as a napkin. YM is so fat, she wasn't a *part* of the Compact of Ten Nations, she *was* the Compact of Ten Nations. YM is so fat, she could be standing in the middle of the Aiel Waste holding a knife, and you could be standing in the Jangai Pass, and you could *still* make her *gai'shain* YM is so fat she caused the Aiel Waste when she was taken *gai'shain*, and told to "dig a hole big enough for her to stand in". HTH -- Kid Probability drew@cats.ucsc.edu Not to mention that YM is so ugly that she could cause the blood to drain from a myrdraal's face.