Subject: Filk: Wolfdreamian Rhapsody
From: "Kevin Bangerter" <thekgb@worldnet.att.net>
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OK. So it takes a complete fool to even attempt this one. What can I say? I
was bored.
To the tune of everyone's favorite Queen song:


Is this a dream life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a dream world, an escape from reality.
My yellow eyes are such a surprise to me,
I'm just a wolf boy, I can smell everything.
Because I read your mind, I will know. thanks to my, super nose,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Hopper just killed a man,
He just jumped up on his head, gnawed his brain out, now he's dead.
Hopper, life had just begun. But now you've gone to Tel'aran'rhiod.
Hopper, ooh, Didn't mean to let you die,
But I'll be back again this time tomorrow.
Dreaming on, dreaming on, the real world doesn't matter.

Too late, my wife has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, she's been nagging all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the shrew.
Hooper, ooh, I don't want a wife,
I sometimes wish I'd never met her at all.

I see a little simuletto of a Lan,
Slayer man, Slayer man, will you shoot my fandango.
arrows, bolts, and lightning, everyone is fighting me.
(Is he Isam?) Is he Luc? (Is he Isam.) Is he Luc,
Is he Isam or a combo of the two.
Rand's just a farm boy but in reality.
He can balefire me into obscurity,
Sparing my life from her menstruosity.
Easy dame, easy 'ho, will you let me grope.
Berelain? No, you will not get the 'ho.(Get the 'ho!)
Berelain! You will not get the 'ho.(Get the 'ho!)
Berelain! You will not get the 'ho.(Get the 'ho.)
Will not get the 'ho.(Get the 'ho.)
Will not get the 'ho. (get the 'ho.)
Ah.No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, what a 'ho.
Tel'aran'rhiod is a wonderful escape for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can keep her out of my mind.
So you think you can love me and she doesn't mind.
Oh, baby, you don't know half of it, baby,
Just gotta be night, then I am right outta here.

Choosing doesn't matter. Anyone can see,
war axe or the hammer, choosing doesn't matter to me.


   -kgb