Date: Wed, 13 Jun 2001 18:22:17 -0400 From: Jeff Huo Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: TAN: The Humor Archive... Zeynep Dilli / 'Morwen' wrote: > It was Wed, 13 Jun 2001... Chucky&Janica spoke words of wisdom: > > > Kenneth G. Cavness kirjoitti viestissä ... > > > > >> goddamned > > >> pissy > > >> fuck off > > > > > >Somebody get that girl some soap! > > > > [C] nObJustForTheNastiness: How about we just boil her up and make > > soap out of *her*? > > ObIRefuseToGetTheConceptOf"JustForNastiness": _This_ is another > attempt at humor? Either that, or it's his idea of a good way to Make Friends and Influence People, Except That Funny Every Time I Try Folks Seem To Instead Be Inspired To Empirically Determine The Maximum Capacity Of My Colon To Hold Pointy Rusty Suppositories Inserted With The Aid Of Electromagnetic Rail Weaponry And Yes The Danged Experimental Prototype Is A Bit Touchy And Has A Bad Habit Of Trying To Force Several Tons Of Material In At Once But I'm Reassured That's A Feature Not A Design Flaw So Just Bend Over And Stay Still, You're Throwing Off My Aim, Dangit!(tm). Look Chucky, it's really quite simple. Has it occured to you that four years ago, Maggie's Humor Archive didn't exist? Archives do not suddenly explode full-born from the foreheads of the Great Internet Deity with the trappings of respect --they are birthed, starting small and earning the respect and attention they deserve. Such was the case with Maggie's, and Bill's long before. You already have a home page, so that's a start. Put up your own archive, advertise it appropriately, and in time, it will get all the respect and attention it deserves. - Jeff Who notes that Electromagnetic Rail Guns, along with most other Weapons of Mass Destruction, are, annoyingly, considered breach of renter's regulations in most juristictions.