From spiffy_mctoad@hotmail.com.NOSPAM Thu Mar 09 15:58:23 2000
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
Subject: Re: Corrections (was Filk: What Would Ba'alzamon Do?)
From: spiffy_mctoad@hotmail.com.NOSPAM (Alex Goddard)
Date: Thu, 09 Mar 2000 20:58:23 GMT

On Wed, 08 Mar 2000 20:14:11 GMT, spiffy_mctoad@hotmail.com.NOSPAM
(Alex Goddard) wrote:

Here is the corrected version of What Would Ba'alzamon Do?

<filk>

What Would Ba'alzamon Do?
by Dragon's Very Drastic Actions

Dark One! (repeat 4x)

What would Ba'alzamon do,
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through.
That's what Ba'alzamon would do.

Dark One! (repeat 2x)

When Ba'alzamon was inprisoned, trying to break free,
He came to me in my dreams and converted me.
And when Ba'alzamon had broken free, he started a big fight,
He used the Trolloc Wars to plunge us into night.

Dark One! (repeat 2x)

So what would Ba'alzamon do, 
If he was here today?
He'd fry a dark friend or two,
That's what Ba'alzamon would do.

Dark One (repeat 2x)

When Ba'alzamon was freed, he went to Artur,
And turned him against the Aes Sedai for the future.
And when Ba'alzamon healed Lews Therin, he drove him fuckin' mad,
'Cause Ba'alzamon really wants us all to be had.

<break down>
No, Ba'alzamon!  That True Power is really dangerous, don't use it!
I've never seen a man use so much True Power.  (repeat 7x)

Dark One (repeat 2x)

Ba'alzamon is sworn to the Dark One,
He broke the Ten Nations one day just for fun.
Hi-De-Ho, Hi-De-Hey, Ba'alzamon is here!
So round up all the Good Guys and tell 'em there's someone to fear,
Say, "Tarmon Gaidon is comin' and it'll be the end of you!"
And I'm gonna fucking balefire you,
'Cause that's what Ba'alzamon would do!

'Cause that's what Ba'alzamon would do!

-- 
Alex Goddard
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