Subject: Re: Pizza Breasts From: "Drew Gillmore" Organization: Leisure Force Date: 7 Jan 1999 07:41:08 GMT Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan coleslaw@my-dejanews.com wrote in article <36941B30.47616E26@my-dejanews.com>... : I saw two of my favorite topics in two different threads, so I : thought I would combine them. What a brilliant idea. Let's do some more... Lessee, we've got "Breast Obsessed", "Three Oaths and a'dam", and "Chocolate. Sex. Need I say more?". Let's combine them and get: "Three Breasts. Sex. Need I say more?" Lara's Vanity Thread. Furthermore, we can take the "Obsessed" and throw it in to "Aes Sedai=Roman Catholic Church" and get two threads that are true statements: "Aes Sedai=Obsessed?" and "Obsessed=Roman Catholic Church?" Now, we've got "Shoes and Kansas" and "Exiting the World of Dreams", taking select words we can get: "Exiting Kansas", or "Exiting the World of Shoes". Both appropriate titles at some point or another. Then there is "Strike on Illian a.k.a. WoT Perversion Diversion" (a meaty one!), "Alcohol is good for you", and "Being a Microsoft Certified Technician". This could get tricky. Let's see, we've got "Alcohol a.k.a. Microsoft Certified Perversion Diversion", "Strike on Microsoft Certified Alcohol a.k.a. Perversion Diversion is good for you", or simply "Alcohol is good for a Microsoft Certified Technician". The next one's have to be "A Disturbing idea about the Healing of Stilling", "Midwest DFS", "Communism", and "Who has the best piece of ass?" "Who has the best idea about Midwest Communism?" Or: "Communism: A disturbing DFS about the best piece of ass." Or even: "A disturbing idea about the best piece of communism ass has the Midwest Healing." Finally, we have the following threads: "Sheriam's master...? BA in Salidar?", "What is Verin Doing?" and "Moggy may be Cadsuane?". "Cadsuane may be doing Sheriam in Salidar?" "Can Verin's Master Cadsuane be what Sheriam is doing?" "BA in Sheriam may be Cadsuane doing Verin" One could keep themselves entertained for hours doing this, I think. But hey, why should I have all the fun? -- Drew Gillmore drew@cncglobal.com http://www.leisureforce.com http://www.leisureforce.com/silverandgold/ drew@leisureforce.com