From bunnythor@earthlink.net Fri Sep 22 05:27:50 2000
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
Subject: Re: TAN: What does everyone do?
From: Thor <bunnythor@earthlink.net>
Date: Fri, 22 Sep 2000 10:27:50 GMT

Pat Good wrote:
> 
> I must admit, I'm very curious.  I think I have some of the regulars
> pieced together, but it's too much of a riddle for me, so I'm just
> gonna ask.  What are people's occupations?  What do you do?

I'm the Norse God of Thunder. When I'm not getting tricked by
Loki, or contesting with Giants, I'm usually galavanting around
in my chariot, or enjoying a nice roast leg of goat. I like
sunsets, long walks on the beach, and chicks with metal wigs.

> If this is just too pedestrian or boorish for anyone, I'm terribly
> sorry.  Just thought it'd be interesting to know.

It is interesting to know. I used to be the cock of the walk. But
trying telling that to today's kids, with their One God. One God,
my fuzzy red ass. Their "One" God is at least three Gods--four if
you count the so-called virgin. And at least one of these "God"s
has two distinct personalities. At least I admit I have a
pantheon.

--Thor