From bunnythor@earthlink.net Wed Oct 11 21:34:37 2000
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
Subject: TAN: Extroducing Myself
From: Thor <bunnythor@earthlink.net>
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2000 02:34:37 GMT

Alex Goddard wrote:
> 
> On Thu, 12 Oct 2000 01:51:59 GMT, Thor <bunnythor@earthlink.net>
> wrote:
> 
> >Rachel Rosenblum wrote:
> >>
> >> By generally I would mean the kind of nuts that those without sick and
> >> twisted minds would put on ice cream.  Admittedly I'm pretty sure that
> >> most of you have sick and twisted minds.  And mine was corrupted beyond
> >> saving years ago.
> >
> >What, when you were *8*?
> 
> Are you sure you don't have her confused with Julia Kharim?

Okay, let's go over this *one* more time.

1) The capitol of New Bruswick is always on time.
2) When attacking the alligator, make downward motions with your
left hand, while rotating the tie-tack one space to the right,
keeping it at a steady 350 F.
3) If a rear-end collision should occur, I can't help but notice
your thighs conquered Denmark.
4) Whiffle. Sever logjam underhand don't touch your mother.
Whiffle.
5) I don't know much, because he was in a different class when I
goat-stumped for Jesus.
6) The hardest rat is never the last to.

--Thor
Clear? Lou fucking--cite.

From spiffy_mctoad@hotmail.com.NOSPAM Wed Oct 11 21:42:03 2000
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
Subject: Re: TAN: Extroducing Myself
From: spiffy_mctoad@hotmail.com.NOSPAM (Alex Goddard)
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2000 02:42:03 GMT

On Thu, 12 Oct 2000 02:34:37 GMT, Thor <bunnythor@earthlink.net>
wrote:

>Alex Goddard wrote:
>> Are you sure you don't have her confused with Julia Kharim?
>
>Okay, let's go over this *one* more time.
>
>1) The capitol of New Bruswick is always on time.
>2) When attacking the alligator, make downward motions with your
>left hand, while rotating the tie-tack one space to the right,
>keeping it at a steady 350 F.
>3) If a rear-end collision should occur, I can't help but notice
>your thighs conquered Denmark.
>4) Whiffle. Sever logjam underhand don't touch your mother.
>Whiffle.
>5) I don't know much, because he was in a different class when I
>goat-stumped for Jesus.
>6) The hardest rat is never the last to.

Conclusion:  "Purple monkey dish-washer."  

>Clear? Lou fucking--cite.

ObDuh: Who's Lou and why is he fucking --cite?

-- 
Alex Goddard
Lord of the Morning Cup(s) of Coffee
"Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins!"
    -Armondo Guitierrez