Alex Goddard wrote:
> 
> With apologies to Trent Reznor, I present:
> 
> "Terrible Buy"
> (to the tune of "Terrible Lie" by Nine Inch Nails)
> 
> Hey Rob!  Why are you doing this to me?
> Am I not buying all the books I'm supposed to be?
> Why do you describe all this inactivity?
> Hey Rob!  I think you owe me a great big anthology.
> 
> Terrible buy! (4x)
> 
> Hey, Rob!  You just don't know when it'll be.
> Seems like the next book comes only in our dreams.
> I feel my boredom grow all the more extreme.
> Hey, Rob!  Can this series really be as long as it seems?
> 
> Terrible buy! (4x)
> 
> Take money away from me.
> I need a book to hold on to.
> Take money away from me.
> I need a book to hold on to.
> 
> Don't tear it away from me.
> I need a book to read straight through.
> Don't tear it away from me.
> I need a book to read straight through.
> 
> Don't tear dough away from me.
> I need food to hold on to.
> Don't tear dough away from me.
> I need food to hold on to.
> 
> Don't tear it away from me.
> I need a book to read straight through.
> 
> Don't tear it.  Don't tear it.
> Don't take it.  Don't take it.
> DON'T!!
> 
> Hey, Rob!  There's nothing left for me to buy.
> I lost my income spending money on the Guide.
> I read your books until blood shot from my eyes.
> Hey, Rob!  I believe this series ends, years after I die!
> 
> Terrible Buy (4x)
> 
> You made me spend it all away.
> My credit's left in decay. (Terrible Buy!)
> How many you've betrayed.
> You've taken everything.  (Terrible Buy!)
> 
> My head is filled with WOT-ese.
> My eyes are begging you please. (Terrible Buy!)
> I'm on my hands and knees.
> I want Faile to be relieved.
> 
> (whispered)
> I gave you capital,
> My sweet capital. (6x)
> 
> (over the whispering, but starting after the second run of "I gave..")
> I need a book to read straight through. (approx. 14 times)
> 
> --
> Alex Goddard
> Lord of the Morning Cup(s) of Coffee