Subject: Re: Cat Crossing the Courtyard -- 911!
Date: Mon, 20 Jul 1998 12:29:07 GMT
From: necron78@gte.NADA.SPAM.net
Organization: gte.net
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan

On 17 Jul 1998 05:42:03 GMT, ftrthtct22@aol.com (FTRTHTCT22) decided
to leap bravely forth into the void known as USENET:

>Don't forget
>
>Comforting in the snow
>"My husband's coming home"
>Wher're my pants?
>Choking on a ham hock
>Putting the cow in the barn

When I was around these here parts the last time (before I decided to
save hard drive space by uninstalling Free Agent-- which was before I
suffered rasfwr-j withdrawls) a similar thread was happening.

I copied a list of the forms listed therein-- but I neglected to copy
the original authors.  If anyone recognizes their handiwork, please
step forward to take credit, as I know that *my* mind didn't come up
with these.

I might be able to recognize a few of The Loy's, but nobody else's.

Boar Rushes Down The Mountain
Boar Rushes Back Up The Mountain, Having Left The Gas On
Choking The Weasel
Walking The Dinosaur
Surrendering Unconditionally
Stop Pouncing Around And Just Stab The Fucker
The Wind Whips Up the Waves Aloud
The Ghostman Sails Among the Clouds
Turning Rifles Into Silver On the Border
Slathering the Fetid Corpuscle
Castrating the Wayward Imp
Pissing the Night Away
Roadrunner Pirouette
Sifting the Flour
Whiskbrooming for Profit
Tracing the Rainbow Witha Halibut
Shovelling the Mayonaise
Water Overflows Bathtub
Spackling the Drywall
Killing the Wascally Wabbit
Goosing the Rhino
Buttering the Croissant
Raindrops Onna Hot Moose
Sizing Up the Wretched Hog
Serenading the Sepulcher
Wriggling the Limp Snake
Driving For Show
Putting For Dough
Backhand Down The Line
Galavanting to Beat the Band
Spew Drips Onto the Linoleum
Where Have All the Cowboys Gone
Do A Little Dance Maka Little Love Get Down Tonight Get Down Tonight
Opening the TV Dinner
That's Not My Asshole
Gross Point Blank
Pushing Up the Titties
Robe Thrown Recklessly Open

--
Cameron Wm. Akers
"I still believe, I suppose, in the coming of the White,
and in finding a place to make a Stand. . . . .
and defending that place to the death."
                  ----- Stephen King