Subject: Re: National DFS: Who's got balls? From: John Rowat Organization: Seal Clubbing Stress Relief, inc. Date: 13 Feb 1999 08:04:19 GMT Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Amy Gray screamed agonizingly: > sginter@ix.netcom.com declared... > > As opposed to sex. > As a spectator sport? Who's selling the tickets? It depends on who you're spectating on. Y'see, for Loy you go to Monahan. For Scottina you talk to any one of the 8 Horsemen Of The Apocalypse And Assorted Minor Disasters. Novak tickets go for a premium, and you gotta talk to the High Priest. Tshen will offer you Novak tickets, but he's got this misleading advertising thing going; his are MSNovak. Now, for Noell, Hawk, and Drew, you gotta look a little harder. Try a search engine. Shop around, you'll get a better deal. Oh, and watch out for people trying to sell Annette Dilick tickets. It's a sting, and just a bad scene all around when the cops bust you for trying to buy fake porn.[1] -John -- "The wintry frost comes crawling / Freezing all life that's on its way The first dead leaves come falling / Hovering in the air with the rain Alive no more." -Sentenced, "Dead Leaves" [1]: Hopefully not going to result in instant decapitation, this time...[2] :) [2]: This one's funnier, anyway. [3]: Woohoo! Recursive footnoting! [3]