From mhoye@prince.carleton.ca Sun Oct 08 17:50:58 2000
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
Subject: Re: TAN: Introducing Myself
From: mhoye@prince.carleton.ca (Michael Hoye)
Date: 8 Oct 2000 22:50:58 GMT

In article <mloy-0610001256000001@134.68.134.43>,
Mark Loy <mloy@iupui.edu> wrote:
>In article <8rj56n$4qa$1@bertrand.ccs.carleton.ca>,
>mhoye@prince.carleton.ca (Michael Hoye) wrote:
>
>> >Drunk, huh?
>> >I don't doubt it.
>> >Were you also your usual uppity snobby cliquy FAQ-loving 
>> >unapproachable self?
>> >
>> >afrj
>> 
>> Listen, bitch. I've had enough of you and your "meen-2-newbeez"
>> persecution complex bullshit.
>> 
>> Crawl back into your hole and don't come back out 'til you can form a
>> complete sentence. And don't try to give me any shit, or I'll sic the
>> Novak on you. 
>> 
>> --
>> rasfwrj
>
>
>What, the guy whose says hes _so_ humble rite there in his .sig?  Humble
>is as humble does, Mr. doesn't even know what humble means, Novak.  He
>dont scare me.
>
>_You_ don't scare me.
>
>rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan is a place filled with egotistical 
>loosers.
>
>afrj

Jesus Fuck, you again? 

I swear to God, if one more pissant little alt. newsgroup darkens my 
doorway I'm going to have Alistair rewrite the entire fucking suite of
Usenet RFCs to make "alt.fan" activate a self-destruct sequence.

Here's the news: you and the rest of your microcephalic,
bandwidth-sucking, halfwit seven-bit cesspools can take every single
keyboard that's ever been used to defile the 'net with a crosspost, stack
them up, line up all of your users bent over and mouth-to-anus in a
daisychain of recycled defecation that perfectly mimics the entire
sordid history of your pathetic little newsfeed, turn that stack of
keyboards sideways and shove them so far up that last dribbling, pustulant
asshole that the front man can spit the keys "133t h4XX0r" out with the
remains of his molars.

And then he can choke on it 'til he swallows, and sends the entire stack
back down. That, after all, is the alt.* way of things.

And I'll tell you right now, you're going to come back to this with your
plaintive cry of "Meen 2 Newbeez!", and that puts you right in the middle
of that mouths-to-asses-across-America chain. And while all those
keyboards and broken teeth might have softened up a bit before they get to
you, make no mistake: yours will feel just as soft further up the chain.

Don't swear it, though. Be patient. They'll come back to you, in time.

Better stay latched on hard, though, or you might miss them.

Now shoo.


--
rasfwrj