From gabriel@robots.ox.ac.uk Tue Aug 01 12:12:03 2000
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
Subject: Re: Coventry... Here be monsters. (Yet another UKDFS report)
From: Gabriel JT Wright <gabriel@robots.ox.ac.uk>
Date: 01 Aug 2000 18:12:03 +0100

larabeaton@yahoo.comSPAMCATCHER (Lara Beaton) writes:

> On 31 Jul 2000 12:38:46 +0100, Gabriel JT Wright
> <gabriel@robots.ox.ac.uk> wrote:
> 
> >larabeaton@yahoo.comSPAMCATCHER (Lara Beaton) writes:
> >
> >> On 24 Jul 2000 17:40:20 +0100, Gabriel JT Wright
> >> <gabriel@robots.ox.ac.uk> wrote:

[the rasfwrj drinking game]

> Feh. They should be printed in the
> "drunken-stupor-this-sounds-like-a- really-good-idea format in which
> they were originally written. To give it a more authentic feel.
 
Ok, here by popular demand...

"It seemed like a good idea at the time..."
A rawsfrj drinking game:

I can not really remember how this was ment to work (although
remembering implies that I knew at some stage) - I think that it was
something along the lines that every one draws several of the events
and drinks appropiately (lots) when said event happens.

> Again, I say Feh. And Feh again. We all contributed substantially to
> that idea, and I think we all should get a say as to whether or not
> it gets published.

(This is being kept as a damage waiver)

So, here goes:

Events:

o  Alistair Flames someone
o  FAQ pointer given
  o  Responce is don't flame me...
  o  Newbie gives thanks for the FAQ
o  Formatting is corrected
  o Responce is don't flame me...  
o  The Loy posts on topic 
o  Novak .sig bite.  
o  Taim == Demandred is proposed.  
o  A 'who killed Asmodean?' thread is started.  
o  Pop quiz points are awarded (drink size relative to no. of points)
  o  and claimed
o  Someone complains about the off topic stuff.
o  Someone whinges about M33N 2 N3WB135
o  Garrett/Hawk mention: a) Bondage
                         b) discipline
                         c) the purple schlong.
o  The Loy mentions Eric or Debbs
o  Kenn is mention in the same paragraph/post as fuschia
o  Maggie is mention in the same paragraph/post as Margarittas
o  Darkelf is associated with pharmacuticals
o  Cthulu is mentioned
o  Jeff Huo talks about sex
  o  the post is over 100 lines.
o  Lara's Breasts are mentioned
  o  in tripicate
o  Alistair mentions the Empire
  o  the colonials rebel.
o  Australia is likened to troll country
o  A scientific opinion is asked
o  An inocuous comment launchs a thread/flamewar of 20 posts

Finishing Drinks events:

o  Novak admits he is wrong
o  The Loy Toy [tm] is mentioned.
  o  With realistic vibrating penis  (drink again)
o  The Jeff Huo post on sex is less than 20 lines
o  An Ob:Aaron is used
o  Courtesy Phone call - (refil then drink all)
o  An inocuous comment launchs a thread/flamewar of 200 posts

Every finishes their drinks when:

o  Novak is wrong about a provable point.
o  Jeff Huo or Mark Ericson admit to having had sex.
  o  With each other - you might as well order that new liver now.
                       (drink and keep drinking)
o  An Ob:Aaron is used correctly.
o  The ObOb: is revived.
o  A social report is posted
o  An inocuous comment launchs a thread/flamewar of 700 posts


Gabriel
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Gabriel JT Wright
Medical Vision Lab, Dept. Engineering Science.
Oxford University.