Date: 6 May 2001 06:10:29 GMT From: Michael Hoye Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: Why don't all Re's show up? (Was: Re: TAN: Proxicompaq) In article <3AF491C5.CE438E44@aston.ac.uk>, Nick Leitch wrote: >Lurker Below wrote: >> >> You just don't get it, do you, Novak? I was laughing my ass off that >> the purposely pedantic "ObNitPick" drew such ire and fire. > >On behalf of all, I'm forced to play the 'SoFuckingWhatFuckOff' card. Lurker defends with "Helm Of Thickenness" - Nick's "SoFuckingWhatFuckOff" is repelled! Seizing the initiative, Lurker plays the feared "Pulpit Master" on his "Mountains of Mist" terrain card - Lurker now has an illusory high ground, and earns +3 Pedantry! Kozlowski plays "Beard of Socrates", but at +3 pedantry, the reasoned argument is defeated. Loy then plays the rare "Greased Spire", placing it over a "Pink Valley" terrain card - a Giant Cyclops is summoned! Kenneth shows his "Cavern Anteriorum" card, and plays it overtop of the Giant Cyclops - Lurker's "Mountains of Mist" is revoked, and all positive terrains are annulled. Nick plays "Forest Summons" on Mark's "Greased Spire" terrain card - a horde of small woodland animals appear, earning Nick +3 Depravity! The thread is successfully diverted! -- Mike Hoye