Date: 1 Aug 2001 22:01:05 GMT From: John Rowat Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: Ultimate Irony As roses wither, so does J Duncan: > How bout it turns out that Asmo was taken by Death from Discworld, and > has been having a nice chat with him the entire time? > Death: "MORE TEA?" > Asmo: "Sure. Beats the hell out of following Rand's sorry ass around." "IT IS NOT HERE. I CAN TAKE NO PART." "Why not?" "WAR'S GOT THE WOSSNAME THAT MAKES HIM WIN THIS TIME. SEE, LOOK AT ALL THOSE FIREWORKS." "Another game?" "WHY NOT? LET'S MAKE HIM RUN OVER HALF THE CONTINENT AFTER A HORN THIS TIME." -John -- "He passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed." "I thought he was hanged?" "That's what I said, isn't it?" -Seen in the signature of Paul Tomblin, unattributed.