Subject: Re: TAN (DFS Report): Toledo, Sandusky, Insanity From: Frank van Schie Organization: Delft University of Technology Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan NNTP-Posting-Host: 20dyn66.com21.casema.net Jeff Huo wrote: > [snip all the interesting stuff] > (The song that introduced this report is one of hers. > Heather (http://www.heatherlands.com) *Rocks!*) Nice nice nice music. It's fun music. Very much singalong material, for those so inclined. Hell, I even think the based-on-books-or-other-stories songs are good, which (even if I don't know the books in question, which I don't) is a rarity, I think. I guess I can say that the following is the filk of filks, and it'll technically be true, but seeing as I only didn't wanna sleep just yet and just hastily slapped it together, I won't. It kept me amused for a while, so enjoy :-) March of Plotdeath (apologies to H. Alexander and her work: March to Cambreadth) Original listenable in good Realplayer quality at: http://www.heatherlands.com/pages/audio.html Aiel dance and Seafolk sail Aes Sedai will puke and quail Asha'man will channel lots The Wonder Girls are little snots. Rand al'Thor has lost his wits Matrim Cauthon's in deep shit Perrin's brooding is becoming trite How many more books will Jordan write? Sneaky gholam's back in town Trying to hunt Mat Cauthon down Slayer's Luc, and Isam too Works for someone but we don't know who Rand cleansed saidin with Nynaeve Yet Cadsuane still disbelieves She should have been shot outright How many more books will Jordan write? Playing Tuon for a fool Semi's is close to Seanchan rule Demandred may still be Taim The evidence in Winter's Heart was lame Elza just killed Aginor Mesaana's still unaccounted for Though we're still cheering for the Light How many more books will Jordan write? Plotthreads come but they don't go The story moves but does not flow He said six books but we've got nine And more to come at a later time Stagnant plot will make me yawn Getting bored and moving on He'll never finish but Martin might How many more books will Jordan write? -- Frank Bit more cynical than I planned, but hey, go with the (non-existant) flow, I say. :-)