From: mloy@iupui.edu (Mark Loy) Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: [TAN] So... Date: Fri, 14 Jun 2002 11:05:44 -0500 In article , "Roy G. Ovrebo" wrote: > Pat O'Connell wrote: > > Just drink more beer, then say everything in English very slowly and > > loudly until the Germans walk away muttering. They'l think you're an > > American. > > No insult to your fine country, but I'd prefer it if no one anywhere > mistook me for an American. Ouch. And I was planning on adopting you, too. Fuck. Guess it's back to Plan B. ML (Which is, of course, my ongoing effort to convince Ashley Judd to have my love child calling him "Jeffrey Jimjockles" and sittin' around nude nursin' him whilst I watch using a Newtonian telescope. Then again there's always Plan Nine whereby I attempt to adopt the entire string section of the London Philharmonic. Or Plan Omega Moo whereby I convince Bert Convy to come back to life and commence to callin' me "Daddy-cums". Then again there's Plan Zed which entails a cat-o-nine tails, Felicia Rashad, 4.3 metric tonnes of tapioca, three sheets of twenty-grit sand paper, and the Minnesota Viking offensive line. Or I guess I could go with Plan Delta Dawn, What's That Flower You Have On, Could It Be A Faded Rose From Days Gone By? Nah...that's a silly plan.)