Student is write. We here in this chat room have gots to talk more about the TwOT and less about other stuff which isn't TwOt-stuff. So heres some of my on-topic topics; 1) If you were going to wear an exciting new celebrity fragrance based on one of the Randlanders, woul you prefer: A. Nights of Elaida B. Asmodean Musk C. Eau d'Amys D. Bela! Bela! Bela! E. All of the above, in a bowl, and crackers. 2) Who would win in a fair fight? Batman, or Lan with all his limbs cut off? 3) Would covering the pictures in TWORJTWOT with duct tape be considered vandalism or mercy? 4) If Demandred is Taim, then who would be considered Wild? 5) Would The Wheel of Time books been better to read if they had been written without capital letters? 6) How much Lan could a Lanfear fear, if a Lanfear could fear Lan? 7) Why doesn't Jesus punish those sinning Shaido? 8) How come there's no picture at any of the WOT fan-art sites of Mat's, Aviendha's, and Asmodean's charred remains piled in a smoldering heap? If there was it should be entitiled "Baledfired Bar-B-Q." 9) Since Elayne is Rand's sister, and Mat is Verin's father, then when is Perrin gonna get some? 10) Leonardo DiCaprio as Gawyn in the WOT movie: Howbout it? And Richard Gere could be Thom. And Julia Roberts could be Loial. Their! That should get us all back-on track!!!!!!!!! --Tshen Qodaxti Institute, 87th stratum