Subject: Re: The O.P. (filk) From: spiffy_mctoad@hotmail.com.NOSPAM (Alex Goddard) Organization: Daleks 'R Us Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.84.172.208 On Thu, 12 Oct 2000 12:17:51 -0400, Sarah Childers wrote: [Snip The O.P.] In a similar vein... Three AS and One Gaidin by The Bitchy Girls. (to the tune of "Three MCs and One DJ" by the Beastie Boys) (Spoken Intro) Hey, yo, Nynaeve. What's up? This is Swordmaster Lan from Malkier. I wanted to know if you wanted to hook up, you know, beast with two backs or somethin'. I got my sword all sheathed 'n' everything. It's called The Snatch Match. 'Cause nobody can do it like Swordmaster Lan, Come on, I got the T Ar V a Lon style. Dragon's come again because it's been a while, Do me a favor, don't shield my flow, I rock from the Shienar to Tanchico. Well, my name is Nynaeve, I'm the Yellows' choice. I don't wanna Heal you, got no choice Ya'll gather round to hear my golden voice And Lan's the Man cause he spanks noice Cruisin' like a fish-boat from the Maul, He'll spank your ass with the his big palm, So watch your back when he saves the day, Or later you'll do the Naked Rampage. Three AS and One Gaidin We be gettin' down like Dark One's fiends, Swordmaster Lan, what 'cha got to say? Boar parts the flaming grass. Whiny and sulky 'cause I can dream, Stupid cause I am Halima's steed, "Jack o' the Shadows" is my channelin' theme, Swordmaster Lan with the fight routine. Always updated and in the know, Eyes and ears send it now, goin' cote to cote, Dark One is BOOMIN' from the Pit below, And Taim is chillin', where? We don't know. Well my name is Elayne, I'm princess so, don't ask me 'cause I just don't know. I'm known to pout, I'm known to glow, but don't get mad 'cause I gots to go. Three AS and One Gaidin We be gettin' down like Dark One's fiends, Swordmaster Lan, what 'cha got to say? Gotta, gotta, sheath your sword. Swordmaster, dance faster. Swordmaster, cut cut cut faster. Sealed to the flame and classified, I make a mic outta Air, and let the words glide, It's all Compulsive and sanctified, I never wanna let a BA slip by. We be gettin' bitchy in your area, Causin' all kinds of hysteria, Rand is sick with schizophrenia, But don't worry we'll take care of ya'. Me, Elayne, Nynaeve, and Siuan S. In the Little Tower is the place to be, To the Blue Sedai, who are havin' to flee, With Swordmaster Lan, we're makin' history. Three AS and One Gaidin We be gettin' down like Dark One's fiends, Swordmaster Lan, what 'cha got to say? Blood and ashes, that Warder made my day. -- Alex Goddard Lord of the Morning Cup(s) of Coffee "Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins!" -Armondo Guitierrez