Subject: Re: TAN: Republicans and Democrats... ? From: Jeff Huo Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan NNTP-Posting-Host: 141.214.31.204 "Alistair J. R. Young" wrote: > On Thu, 06 Apr 2000 09:16:17 -0700, in message <12a44030.fb9e177d@usw-ex0107-055.remarq.com>, > Dave Rothgery praised Shub-Internet thus: > > > Novak for God-King or Emperor, maybe, but unless the Secret > > RASFWRJ Cabal seized control of congress, I can't see him as > > president. > > > Though the latter could lead to some interesting scenes... > > [snip] > > > "Despite the often heated debates of this congressional session, > > where the word 'fuck' was used nearly ten thousand times on the > > Senate floor, and actually made it into several peices of > > legislation, most observers agree that it was a remarkably > > effective session of congress, where President Novak signed a > > great many much-needed reform measures. The long-term effects of > > this congress have yet to pan out, but it looks like so far, the > > American people like it." CNN, just before the next election. > > "Negotiations with the Restored British Empire have broken down again, > after a heated debate over the lack of 'honour', 'colour', 'humour' > and 'labour' in the revised North Atlantic Treaty. Returning to the > White House today, President Novak was heard to describe the British > representative as 'polevaulting over the pastures of pomposity'." > > "Diplomats have been expelled on both sides, occasionally with lethal > force." "World famous fugitive Michael Hoye made a brief appearance as one of the celebrity judges for the Miss Universe Swimsuit competition, thus dispelling rumors that someone had successfully claimed the six-million dollar bounty placed on his head by President Novak related to the cafepress.com incident. Mr. Hoye, fabulously wealthy from sales of his line of t-shirts and mouse pads, has now eclipsed the records for life in hiding previously held by Salman Rushdie and Carlos the Jackal..." "With the expiration of this year's congressional session, the bill granting the Northern Occupied Territories statehood again died without consideration. While John Rowat, observer from the Ontario Occupation Zone, defiantly declared next year would bring offical recognition, President Novak formalized plans to pave over the last 12% of the Occupied Territories not already covered by asphalt. "It's just more useful this way, damnit," he was quoted as saying. When asked about the plight of the former Canadians living there, President Novak replied, ' The who? ' " "Physicists at the Lawrence Livermore National High Energy Weapons and Other Cool Shit Laboratories are still investigating the reasons why a recent test of the Phoenix MegaSuperweapon overshot it's estimated power maximum by five orders of magnitude, blew a hole clean through Earth's Moon and vaporized the Jovian satellite Callisto. 'We were really, really drunk?' a sheepish Dr. Orzel, deputy chief scientist on the project, explained to the press...." "The announcement by Godiva Chocolatier Inc of it's decision to abandon it's nearly one-hundred year existence as an independent organization and join the Brazeau Consortium brings nearly 98.4% of the planet's supply under the control of the Toledo-based fiefdom. Coupled with the Consortium's stunningly successful joint venture with Pfizer climaxing in last year's unveiling of Better Than Sex Chocolate (tm) (dubbed by the popular press as Orgasmo-lates) and this year's successful roll-out of cloning technology, many observers are beginning to seriously question the continuing need for men. "But we'll keep a few of them around," Hawk Sedai, Sitter for the Green Ajah, promised, "especially the cute ones..." ---- We now return to your regularly scheduled newsgroup. -Jeff -- Jeff Huo | jeff@starfall.com.nospam (remove nospam) U. Michigan Med | http://www.starfall.com/~jeff New to the group? Welcome! Please read http://www.landfield.com/faqs/sf/robert-jordan-faq/ http://www.starfall.com/~jeff/rasfwrjians2.html