From jeff@starfall.com.nospam Sat Mar 11 23:58:54 2000
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
Subject: Re: Disappointment with PoD
From: Jeff Huo <jeff@starfall.com.nospam>
Date: Sat, 11 Mar 2000 23:58:54 -0500



Erica wrote:

> In article <8aecms$q9u$1@nnrp1.deja.com>, rajesh_vaidya@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> > In article <8acngl$2pt@llama.swcp.com>,
> >   jimhill@swcp.com (Jim Hill) wrote:
> > >  wrote:
> > > >In article <8abvgu$t2a@llama.swcp.com>,
> > > >  jimhill@swcp.com (Jim Hill) wrote:
> >
> > > >> Jim, it's never over between us, Gil'mor
> > > >
> > > >You will have lost again, Jim.
> > >
> > > <flicker>
> >
> > You will have lost again, Jim.
>
> <flicker>
>
> Jim, the Evil Emperor Zurg *is* your Father.

........

"Say 'Flicker' again! C'mon, say
'Flicker' again! I dare ya, I double dare ya
motherfucker, say 'Flicker' one more
goddamn time!

Now, describe to me what  John Novak
looks like!"

"Well, he's... he's... Bad ---"

"--Go on!"

"...and he's...he's...tall --"

"-- does he look like a bitch?"

"WHAT?"

< pause >

"Well...shit...that's not what was supposed to be said
  next...you were supposed to say, 'FLICKER?'"

"The fuck?"

"You know, to maintain the proper flow of parody."

"Flicker?!?"

<* BLAM *>

"OWOWOWOW---"

"DOES-HE-LOOK-LIKE-A-BITCH?!?"

<panicking> "NOOOOO! WAIT, NO, THEN YOU'RE GOING
TO QUOTE THAT SCRIPTUAL STUFF AND THEN
CAP MY ASS...YES, YES, HE LOOKS LIKE A BITCH ---"

<* door crashing open *>

"Oh...fuck...."

"HELLO. MY NAME IS JOHN NOVAK. YOU CALLED
ME A BITCH. PREPARE TO DIE."

(Novak raises a hand, and a pencil thin, white-hot beam as
intense as the interior of a star leaps forth from his palm...)

-Jeff


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