From: mloy@iupui.edu (Mark Loy)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
Subject: Re: [TAN] Eruzione SCORES! (Olympic Opening Ceremonies)
Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 14:06:15 -0500

In article <MPG.16df060eea1336ea9896ba@news.cis.dfn.de>, Duncan J
Macdonald <macdonalddj@home.com> wrote:

> On 21 Feb 2002 11:55:07 -0600, David Loewe, Jr. said...
> > On Thu, 21 Feb 2002 12:36:54 -0500, mloy@iupui.edu (Mark Loy) wrote:
> > 
> <snip Canookian Takeover, eh?>
> 
> > >Please, whatever you do, don't...please don't...for the love of all that's
> > >holy, don't send Shania Twain down to Indianapolis to the campus of IUPUI,
> > >Physics Department, in the basement of the LD building, room 022 to begin
> > >the takeover there.
> > >
> > >And don't, for any reason, have her wear a Catwoman suit.
> > 
> > She's bringing a whip.
> 
> And cracking it twice.
> She doesn't care if
> You're naughty or nice.
> Mistress Twain is 
> Waiting for you.



Oh golly gee!

She's makin' a fist,
Forming it tight.
Gonna shove it in
Where it's bawdy and tight.
Mistress Twain is
Cumming for me!

She sees me when I'm sleeping.
She knows when I'm awake.
She knows twen' I'm sad or wood,
So be wood for goodness sake!

Oh!





ML