Subject: Re: I read "Why do the Aiel hate AS?" From: "Drew Gillmore" Organization: Leisure Force Date: 16 Jan 1999 10:24:50 GMT Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan John S. Novak, III wrote in article ... : On 16 Jan 1999 06:40:36 GMT, Drew Gillmore wrote: : : >That reminds me. : >Where do I apply for a minion position? : : Now if you can't figure out a simple thing like that, do you : _honestly_ think you're qualified to be my minion? Yes. In fact, I'm overqualified for the minion position, but I've got to get the experience somewhere. The obvious place to apply would be here, in a public forum, where it would be common knowledge, and where everyone would get a good laugh. well, almost everyone. I'm not sure Erickson would appreciate it. The secondary choice is to send you an e-mail, which would look more fawning and minion-esque, but you'd probably think I'm weirder than you already do. The third choice would be in person where I could see the "Not just no, but _hell_ no" look in your eye three seconds before I even considered uttering the words. The fourth choice would be snail mail, but since I don't even use the US Postal service for my bills, that will Probably Never Happen. The fifth choice would be through a proxy, have someone who I think might already be in your good graces put in a word or two for me, and then maybe see if you call, but I've never been one for letting someone else speak for me in job situations. The sixth choice would be to have flowers, chocolates and a card sent to your place of business...see the second choice. And I have no desire to see my modest state turned into a glass factory. The seventh choice would be to send it to Mark Loy in hopes that he misinterprets it as a letter of my undying devotion and decides to adopt me, then falls madly in love with me, leaves his life behind and moves to Hawaii with me where we get a little bungalow on the beach and sip Mai-Tai's in the moonlight after long hours of gratuitous sexual encounters with any native and/or tourist that walks by. I could go on, but the bottom line is I thought I'd see what your preference is. As your minion, I would be doing your bidding anyway. Just trying to get a head start. Drew Gillmore -- http://www.leisureforce.com/silverandgold/ drew@leisureforce.com Noell's Warder, Erica's Personal Agree Slut, Prophet of THE LOY, Tight Belt in the Art of Wan Sum Chow, Rasfwr-j Pimp, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Master and Minion for Hire.