From mhoye@prince.carleton.ca Wed Nov 15 17:03:15 2000 Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: TAN: Eric on the election From: mhoye@prince.carleton.ca (Michael Hoye) Date: 15 Nov 2000 22:03:15 GMT In article <3A12E39E.9E9C905B@home.com>, Xelloss wrote: >Mark Loy wrote: >> I think I need one of them new-fangled electric walkers. It doesn't move >> any faster but it has a button to push to give you an electric shock to >> "goose" you across busy intersections and wake you up when you've fallen >> asleep in line at the bank. >> >> Don't laugh. >> >> I'm gonna be a millionaire with this idea. > >Call Regis Philbin, he's got a contestant! "How many volts does it take to succesfully get a senior citizen across the street?" "Is it: A) 9 B) 40 C) 220 or D) 1200 ?" "I'm going to use my lifeline for this one, Regis." "Hi, Grandma?" -- Mike Hoye