From spiffy_mctoad@hotmail.com.NOSPAM Sat Mar 11 19:58:43 2000
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
Subject: Filk: Matrim and the Band
From: spiffy_mctoad@hotmail.com.NOSPAM (Alex Goddard)
Date: Sun, 12 Mar 2000 00:58:43 GMT

I'm just a regular Filk Machine.  You can punish me later.

Matrim and the Band  
by Al'ton John.
(sung to the tune of Bennie and the Jets) 

Hey kids, march in step together,
Elayne's finding something,
That's been known to change the weather,
We'll kill the Seanchan tonight,
So look around,
You're gonna see one hell of a fight,
Solid walls fallin' down,

Say, Perrin and Rand, have you seen them yet,
But they're so well trained, Matrim and the Band,
Oh but they're good and they're killers,
Oh Matrim he's really keen,
He's got a lotta' luck and a black hat,
You know he got his knowledge from a strange door,
Matrim and the Band.

Hey kids, follow him around the place,
Maybe he'll be blinded,
But Matrim angers the ageless,
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along,
Where we fight the Seanchan out in the streets,
To find who's right and who's wrong.

Say, Perrin and Rand, have you seen them yet,
But they're so spaced out, Matrim and the Band,
Oh but they're weird and they're killers,
Oh Matrim he's really keen,
He's got a lotta' luck and a black hat,
You know he got it all from an old book,
Matrim and the Band.  (repeat 2x)

Matrim! (repeat 3x)
Matrim and the Band!

-- 
Alex Goddard
Lord of the Morning Cup(s) of Coffee
"So, we all see the lesson to be learned here.  
When the shit hits the fan, rob a Mormon."  -Tshen