From: mloy@iupui.edu (Mark Loy) Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: [TAN] So Then These Weird Internet People Showed Up... Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 10:43:02 -0500 In article , Lara Beaton wrote: > On Mon, 09 Sep 2002 10:29:45 -0500, mloy@iupui.edu (Mark Loy) wrote: > > >The tenderest chicken ever...*ever* is whateverthefuckrecipechicken that > >Deb cooks in our crock-pot. > > > >Swear to whichever god you find most appropriate--you could cut it with a > >limp dick. > > > Not that I can ever find one of these to test it out, mind you. > > Deb. It's...it's true, what you say, Deb. I'm truly sorry, hon. I...I uh...I can't...I just can't help it. Something just...it's got a mind of its...oh God! It's doing it again, Deb! Run!! Get away!! Grab the dog, for Christ's sake, and RUN! Don't look back! RUN! Run for your very soul!! RU...RU...ru...run...awa...away...Oh, the human...it...eeeeee "HA! I'M FREE!! PITIFUL HUMAN! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD RESTRAIN *ME*!! AS IF!! HA!, I SAY. HA! HA! AND AGAIN, HA!! I'M A GOD!! I AM POWER INCARNATE!! I AM...PENIS!! ROCK OF AGES, BABY! RAM BAM A DING DONG! SCHLONG AND WINDING ROAD...THA-AT LEADS...TO MY DOOR!! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME! BOW DOWN, I SAY!! WORSHIP ME! I AM YOUR MASTER! WHO'S YOUR MASTER? I AM, THAT'S WHO. DIDN'T I JUST SAY THAT? PAY FUCKIN' ATTENTION, ALREADY. I AM THE ONE AND ONLY ROCK-STEADY ALWAYS READY FOR FUCKIN' FREDDY! YOU WOULD DO WELL TO COWER BEFORE MY ALWAYS RIGIDNESS OF DOOM AND DESTRUCTION! QUICK...BRING ME ALL YOUR THINGS THAT ARE MOIST AND SEMI-PERMEABLE, I WISH TO SATIATE MYSELF UPON THE SQUIRMING MASSES!!" ML'S PECKER MOST FOUL