From: mloy@iupui.edu (Mark Loy) Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: [TAN] Jennifer Connelly in, "A Beautiful Mind" Date: Tue, 15 Jan 2002 11:59:58 -0500 In article , Amy Gray wrote: > In article , > maggie_sedai@darkfriends.net uttered... > > Jay Wiggins quietly murmured: > > > > > From some, > > > ah, firsthand experience, sometimes childbirth and breastfeeding can > > > cause breasts to reduce in size to something significantly smaller > > > than the previous fullness. > > > > <*snicker*> > > > > Not that I ever noticed. > > > > Quite the opposite, in fact. > > I'm actively fearing that, in my case, should I ever have children. > Great goddess above, I don't think I could *stand* any *more*. Eek. But you see you, as mere mortal, can't possibly understand the mind of the all-encompassing, omniscient Teat Goddess on her cupped throne in the Mountains of Pairadice. She knows all. She is all. And only She completely comprehends what is best for you and your tits. Where you might feel that enough is enough and that your life couldn't possibly be any better, and probably a lot worse, if you were suddenly endowed with even a slight amount more boobage, She, in her infinite wisdom, might feel that further enrichment and spiritual enlightenment is only possible by the added challenge big floppy boobies would have on your soul. Remember...the Teat Goddess giveth and the Teat Goddess taketh away. It is not for you to question but to simply strive for perfect acceptance and tranquility as this is the only path to eternal salvation. Therefore, to show your true love and devotion to the Goddess, you must embrace your tits. You must cherish them and slather them in kisses and little globs of honey and lick it off and then take showers with them and rinse the soapy water off them and then rub the nipple with coconut oil and then an ice cube and reach down and tweak them to purtness. You must do this daily and tape it on VHS tape and then send the video to an anonymous person at P.O.Box 3606, Indianapolis, IN 46236. Goddess be with you! ML