From: mloy@iupui.edu (Mark Loy) Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: [TAN] So Google Now Goes Back To 1981... Date: Fri, 21 Dec 2001 12:30:52 -0500 In article <9vau58$o08$1@bertrand.ccs.carleton.ca>, mhoye@prince.carleton.ca (Michael Hoye) wrote: > In article , > The Great Gray Skwid wrote: > >We leaned closer as The Great Gray Skwid whispered: > >> We leaned closer as Craig Moe whispered: > >> > ...when do we begin the PARASHA discussion of old posts? > >> Here's another important post in rasfwr-j history: > > > >And here's another: > > > >http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=1994Aug1.210117.8955%40midway.uchica > >go.edu > > I've got your Important Milestone In Rasfwr-j History right here: > > http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=101494%40hydra.gatech.EDU > > Can I get an Amen for that? Fuckin' A! But you know...all this nostalgian has made me wonder what my first post was. So I found it. http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=loy.1%iupui.edu Or not. I may have munged that a tad. Here...I'll copy the body of the post for youse guys. -- Greetings and salutations, Wheel of Time Fans and Fanetos! Allow me to introduce myself. I am called Bert, by some, and Assmunch The Wise by others. Still others call me Judy Garland and make me wear cheap silk stockings and garters and black, slinky-tight dresses and dark red lipstick while my lips are wrapped around a filterless Marlboro as I sing torchy love songs while seductively humping a microphone stand and then squirting pee out my make-shift cootchie out onto the front row of music buffs who scream with orgasmic glee and writhe around on the floor touching themselves and George Michaels' album covers... But that's not important right now. What is important is that I've found you! At last, at last...I've found you! My dick is so hard to post about this Wheel of Time Shit that a cuendillar dildo'd be limp in comparison. So let's get right to it, 'kay? I'm pretty sure that Tam isn't really Rand's biological daddy. I know but I have some fairly strong textual evidence and am willing to post it if you want to debate me on this. Now for the second thing...and yeah, I've read the FAQ--well, not read, really, more like *love* the sound of the word and the look of terror on their little faces as you yell it out a window to kindergarten kids at the bus stop...okay, where was I? Oh yeah. The second thing...I'm positive that Rand's this Dragon guy that they keep hinting about. I'm sorry if this spoils something for you. Oh and...Nyneave, she's a woman. And Tar Valon is actually an anogram for Tor Lava n which is clearly a prophecy that Tor's headquarters is going to be the site of an erupting volcano! I know. And I've got plenty more! But that's enough for now. Talk at you later. Em'el, Keeper of the Testicles