From: Julianna Avedon <SOteric2@msn.com>
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Subject: Re: TAN: A Limerick
Date: Sun, 30 Sep 2001 18:00:01 -0700
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On Sun, 30 Sep 2001 23:36:16 GMT, lparkinson@mindspring.com (Laura M.
Parkinson) wrote:


>"Jennifer Winters" <jewinte3@vt.edu> rhapsodized in blue:
>
>>"Alex Goddard" <agoddard@purdue.edu.NOSPAM> wrote in message
>>news:3bb79985.11925955@news.purdue.edu...
>>> On Mon, 01 Oct 2001 00:08:47 +0200, Frank van Schie
>>> <fvschie@wanadoo.nl> wrote:
>>>
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >Alex Goddard wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> >> >> > Why choose one? I always choose four!
>>> >> >> >> > Or more!
>>> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> Where do you store them?
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >In an English drawer?
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> On the western shore?
>>> >> >
>>> >> >In the purse of a $5 whore?
>>> >>
>>> >> I think it'd be closer to the record store.
>>> >
>>> >Walking there'll be a chore.
>>>
>>> But you get to walk through the Red Light District.  Say no more, say
>>> no more.
>>
>>But then he'd be very poor.
>
>And just think of the place he'd find a sore...



He could do it on the floor,
If indeed he's waxing chipper;
He could boink, and boink galore
With a nymphomanic stripper;


He could do it and then snore,
In 5 minutes as difuser;
He could take an ovine whore,
Abuse and  then ewes-her;


If Miss Piggy is a boar
In the sack, oh! will He know;
For the sake of the score,
He's pursuing Janet Reno.


He can paddle your canoe, Oar,
He could go for something J-Lo.
He could snort an E.T. spore,
Be a 'pod' Frida Kahlo.


It might not make him poor,
but it would disturb his sleep,
'Cause to the sofa, Mrs Thor
would kick his ass next week.




Julsy
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rec.humor.oracle.d's "One-stop cascade."