Subject: Re: TAN: Cassandra (was Re: M*rm*nism?)
From: drew@cncglobal.com
Organization: Deja News - The Leader in Internet Discussion
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1998 16:56:47 GMT
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan

  faile19@DEATH-TO-SPAM-yahoo.com (Cassandra) wrote:
> In article <7562hh$dqq$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, drew@cncglobal.com wrote:
> >  faile19@DEATH-TO-SPAM-yahoo.com (Cassandra) wrote:
>
> <snip>
> >> Oh, Drew.  I could just kiss you.
> >You could?
>
> Well, yeah.
> But generally, you shouldn't ask that kind of question, because I
> might reconsider.

Yeah, you could at that.  I was just trying to figure out how you were
planning on kissing me from Arizona.

> >Not that I don't trust you or anything, but can't I get in trouble for that?
> >How old are you again?
>
> It's a secret.

Which translates to: The cops are on the way for thinking about it, buddy.

> >And were you thinking wet and slobbery intimate tonsil-hockey type kissing,
> >or the regular old kiss your grandma tonsil-hockey type kissing?
> >
> >Just thought I'd ask.
>
> Ask Loy.  He's the expert on these things.

Okay...You called it.

What do you say, Loy?  What kind of kiss was she thinking about?

> What have you earned?

Earned?  What have I earned?

I've earned a week's worth of wet sloppy kisses on every square inch of my
body.  I've earned the Stanley Cup match of tonsil-hockey kisses.  I've earned
a kiss that would make Rhet and Scarlett blush.

I've earned kisses with groping, kisses with touchy-feely, kisses with whipped
cream, kisses that are only an accessory to the rest of the intimacy going on.

I've earned kisses that would make the pope renounce religion, kisses that
would make the chilliest winter morning seem like the hottest summer day,
kisses that make your soul feel it's gone suprenova.

I've earned kisses that come from when two people who are meant to be find
each other, kisses that you would remember for the rest of your life, kisses
that put everything out of your mind and make you realize you're being
kissed.

I've earned kisses that curl your toes, kisses that make you weak in the
knees, fast, passionate kisses, slow, passionate kisses, kisses from someone
who has never kissed before, kisses from someone who knows more about kissing
than anyone else.

But the important thing here is that, by her own words, it seems I have earned
a kiss from Cassandra.

And for that, I'm hiring Bunnythor as counsel.


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Drew Gillmore    drew@cncglobal.com
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Screen/1195/

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