From lparkinson@mindspring.com Sat Sep 23 05:46:05 2000 Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: TAN: Hey everyone, New here. From: lparkinson@mindspring.com (Laura M. Parkinson) Date: Sat, 23 Sep 2000 10:46:05 GMT jimhill@swcp.com (Jim Hill) rhapsodized in blue: >Mike Kozlowski wrote: >>In article <8isnsss6tri9mfmvb02btuvl78i1orici0@4ax.com>, >>Kate Nepveu wrote: >>>Liisa Donaldson wrote: >> >>>> I am willing to bet a small amount of money that i am the youngest one >>>> around here, so be nice... ;) >>> >>>Don't tell us, please--it'll just make too many of us depressed... >> >>i am 6 yeers old today. > >I post from the womb. Damnit, we didn't *HAVE* wombs in *MY* day. We were just expected to sit there as eggs, catch the sperm on the fly, and shoot ourselves out into the cold cruel world while developing into a zygote and further on our own merits, damnit. None of this mollycoddling "carrying around for 9 months" bullshit that you kids have it so easy with these days. I tell ya, babies these days, have it so goddamn easy. Sitting around in a cushy pad for nine months, getting fed, taken care of, kept warm... damn kids don't know how good they've got it. -- -'-,-'-<<0 Trickster 0>>-'-,-'- lparkinson@mindspring.com http://lparkinson.home.mindspring.com "Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down