From: mloy@iupui.edu (Mark Loy) Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: TAN: Here a Chick, there a Chick... Date: Wed, 15 May 2002 10:00:24 -0500 In article , Kenneth G. Cavness wrote: > In article , > maggie_sedai@darkfriends.net says... > > Johan Gustafsson quietly murmured... > > > > > > As I was getting my bi-monthly Chick-fix, I stumbled across this little > > > gem of a story, and immediately thought of RASFWR-J (the swedfs-ers in > > > particular). Go all the way to the ending; that's where the big pay-off > > > is. > > > > > > http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5012/5012_01.asp > > > > > > Lovely, isn't it? There's just so much good stuff in there to make my > > > widdle heart go pitter-patter. > > > > <*CHOKE*> > > > > You read this shit *willingly*? > > > > Dude, put down the crack pipe! > > I read them, and I am proud to say that I have renounced my disgusting > lifestyle choice and joined the ranks of the saved! > > Maggie, my dearest friend, have you allowed Jesus into your heart? Praise be. Preach it, Kennly one. Glory Hallelujah!! And listen...while I've got yous people's on the phone, did you all know that Jesus, if he were walking the Earth today in the flesh, would, without a shadow of doubt, be using Amway products to take care of the occasional wine stain on his robes or the random bloody mucus spill at a leper colony or some such. So listen, let's all of us get together, at the next Light Friend Social, and hold hands and pray and discuss just how we, as corporal entities on this plain of existence, could get closer to the cleanliness and therefore Godliness of our Saviour, Jesus H. Christ. Shall we? Of course we shall. Kenn...how's about leading us all in a song? "Jesus loves the little children. All little children of the world. Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in his sight. Jesus loves the little children of the world..." Everybody! ML