Subject: Re: TAN: Fuck Dubya Date: Tue, 10 Apr 2001 17:04:56 -0700 From: Julianna Avedon Reply-To: SOteric2@sendnospam.msn.com Organization: MindSpring Enterprises Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan On Tue, 10 Apr 2001 23:46:06 GMT, catters@bolt.sonic.net (Jeena Khan) wrote: >In article , Robert Strong wrote: >>In article , > >>> [Colin Firth] >>> >>> Guy Pearce doesn't toss my salad, but Hugh Jackman does. >> >>But does he peel your potato? Or boil your noodles? Or scramble >>your eggs? > >He does all that AND he crunches my cabbage. > Would you let him butter your dumplings? Would you nibble his unplumped frank, knowing the wurst was yet to come? Would you glaze over watching his buns rise?...suck the cream filling from his canoli...? Excuse me, I have to go lay down now. I seem to be channeling Mark Loy doing Julia Child. -- We'll bring you the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and because we've got soccer highlights, the sheer pointlessness of a zero-zero tie. Aaron Sorkin's "Sport's Night"