Subject: TAN: Novak, the man, the myth, the filk? From: spiffy_mctoad@hotmail.com.NOSPAM (Alex Goddard) Organization: Daleks 'R Us Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.84.172.154 On Thu, 28 Sep 2000 21:18:08 -0400, Jamie Bowden wrote: [Snip some great Elton John parodies] Am I allowed to use a different band? "John S. Novak" to the tune of "Buddy Holly" What's with these newbies dissin' my .sig? Why are they so damn dumb? What God ever let them evolve two opposable thumbs? (Hoo-hoo) And you know I'm right. (Hoo-hoo) And I know you're wrong. (Hoo-hoo) Been right for so-o long. Ooo, eee, ooo I look just like John S. Novak. Oh, oh, and you're Pamela Korda. I don't care what they post about us anyway, I'll *plonk* 'em for that. Newbies always fear that I will come near, But I know they need help. Their brains are malformed, their cap-lock is on, You need correction. (Hoo-hoo) And you know I'm right. (Hoo-hoo) And I know you're wrong. (Hoo-hoo) Been right for so-o long. Ooo, eee, ooo, I look just like John S. Novak. Oh, oh, and you're Pamela Korda. I don't care what they post about us anway I'll *plonk* 'em for that. I'll *plonk* 'em for that. Flame, flame, mockin' your post, another big flame, and you are toast. Oh no, what do you do? Don't look now, but I *plonked* you too. I can think, so I can post. What'sa matta, st*ont, are you smellin' toast? What'sa matta, what'sa matta, what'sa matta, you? What'sa matta, st*ont, wonder why you lose? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, a-oh. Been right for so long. (Been right for so long.) Ooo, eee, ooo, I look just like John S. Novak. Oh, oh, and you're Pamela Korda. I don't care what they post about us anway. I'll *plonk* 'em for that. I'll *plonk* 'em for that. I'll *plonk* 'em for that. I'll *plonk* 'em for that. -- Alex Goddard Lord of the Morning Cup(s) of Coffee Sum ligantor et sum bonus. Dormio omnem noctem et laboro omnem diem.