From jeff@spundreams.net.nospam Fri Jul 28 21:50:28 2000 Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: TAN: My breasts are small I know, but they're not yours, they are my own From: Jeff Huo Date: Fri, 28 Jul 2000 21:50:28 -0500 In article <39822125.3C90F52A@earthlink.net>, bunnythor@earthlink.net says... > Lara Beaton wrote: > > On Thu, 27 Jul 2000 02:46:45 +0200, Kjell Stahl > > wrote: > > >bunnythor@earthlink.net (Thor) wrote: > > > >> No. > > >> It's not so much the size or shape, as the availability. > > >So are your breasts available tonight? > > Gosh, we were all hoping you two crazy kids would get together. > > Well, how could I resist a cute Swedish chick like Kjell? > > > (And Thor does have a pretty nice rack, IIRC) > > Yup. It rotates 360 degrees and keeps all my spices organized. > It also has convenient interchangable manacles for different sized wrists and ankles, manual crank or motorized stretch functions, a easily-hosed down stainless steel surface, built in electro-shock capability and audio recording to capture those hard-earned confessions, and Quik-Mount screws so it can be installed in your Room 101 with a minimum of fuss. Order now! Only thirty-three easy monthly installments of $99.99! The Inquisitioner 5000 Deluxe. Because sometimes that subtle mental mind-frick crap and pansy truth serums don't do the trick. -Jeff ObCompleteNonsequitur: I've been spending much time recently on a another newsgroup. This other newsgroup has been filled with witty, intelligent, creative and merrily deranged discussion, and a minimum of bone-headed stupidity, incompetence, and whining, unlike, say, afrj. Oddly enough, despite the relatively small size of that and this newgroup vs. the millions of users out there, I've seen at least three faces from here over there. Coincidence? I think not... -- Jeff Huo | jeff@spundreams.net.nospam (remove nospam) U. Michigan Med | http://www.spundreams.net/~jeff New to the group? Welcome! Please read http://www.landfield.com/faqs/sf/robert-jordan-faq/ http://www.spundreams.net/~jeff/rasfwrjians2.html