Subject: Re: TAN: Help? From: sginter@ix.netcom.com (Steven M. Ginter) Organization: Verdant Future Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Picture if you will, a typical suburban Toledo street. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and somewhere in the distance there's the sound of a car stereo and breaking glass... Where was I? Oh yes, the birds... ...the birds are chirping, and everything looks idyllic and contented. A man is strolling leisurely down the sidewalk, walking his little yappy dog. Suddenly, the man is lifted off his feet and begins to float away. The only thing tethering him to the ground is his little dog, who is yapping frantically while being dragged backwards across a lawn while his owner is floating over the roof of a house. Ooh, that chimney had to hurt! Finally the little dog gets a grip on a heavy iron railing with his teeth and the scene is suspended for one perfect, blissful moment in time, and a young woman with flowing midnight hair walks onto the scene, surveys the situation, and opines: On Fri, 3 Dec 1999 22:46:44 -0500, princessmoo@accesstoledo.com (Maggie) spake thus: >ObMe: Gravity. Get Gravity. -- Steve G. Wandering Gaidin Things to say to a Jehovah's Witness: "You're just in time! We've shaved the goat, but haven't started the ceremony yet!" -Mad Magazine