Reply-To: "Drew Gillmore" From: "Drew Gillmore" Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan References: <19990726115228.13366.00001922@ng-bd1.aol.com> Subject: Re: Robert Jordan Divorced? Date: Mon, 26 Jul 1999 19:00:47 -0500 G00DGULF wrote: : >kor2@midway.uchicago.edu (P. Korda) : wrote: : >Hey, asshole. Why not cut the posturing and make good on your : >threats>Loy, Cassandra, Thor, and many of your other pals will be : >gathering in Las Vegas next weekend for a big ol' party. : : Firstly, if the above group appears anywhere, it is not a "big ol' : party", it's called a wake. Being the person in charge of said Big Ol' Party Vegas Style, I must say that I only wish it could be a Wake. Except that you're about the only breathing thing I know of at this time that I would wish to die. So even then, it'd be a Big Ol' Party. : Secondly, do you always attempt to solve your problems by violence and hiding : behind others' shirttails? No. Violence is reserved for stupid people that won't go away. And having met Pam, I'm sure she could kick your ass and has no need to hide behind anyone's shirttails. However, I think that you've probably annoyed enough people that we wouldn't mind taking turns doing the Mexican Hat Dance on your sloped forehead. : >Or won't your mommy let you come out to play with the big kids? : : I am reduced to tears. >From where I'm sitting, you don't have anywhere to be reduced *to*. The amoebas have put together a formal request that we disassociate you from them. They claim to have more brain cells. Even taking into consideration that they're one-celled life forms, I'm inclined to agree. Your posts are so utterly inane that they cause brain damage in regularly functioning frontal lobes. Your head is like a black hole that common sense and intelligence disappears into never to be seen or heard of again at a rate that makes average sheep sit down and boggle. You're a sponge of stupidity. If I could twist your cranium and give it a good squeeze, all we'd get is a bit of gray matter and a lot of senseless blatherings. If we put you against a single monkey on a typewriter the monkey could come up with something more witty, coherent and useful. In short, you're pathetic, worthless, lame, Just Plain Dumb and not worth the skin you occupy. Do the gene pool of humanity a favor and go end it kicking on the end of a rope. Hopefully somewhere isolated so that even in your death you can't bother anybody. You're not original. You're kind are a dime a dozen, vacuum brain. You're a mere annoyance that will pass with less of a reaction than you would get passing gas in a New York Subway during the morning commute. And that would even smell more pleasant. Just go away. -- Drew Gillmore