From avatar-usenet@arkane.demon.co.uk Fri Feb 18 18:24:13 2000 Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: TAN - Dogma From: Alistair J. R. Young Date: 18 Feb 2000 23:24:13 +0000 On 18 Feb 2000 09:53:56 GMT, in message <88j4rk$5rb$1@m1.cs.man.ac.uk>, Donal K Fellows praised Shub-Internet thus: > even consider wanting to desire to be an EO. Speaking purely in > theoretical terms, of course, since I definitely don't want to be > an EO - too many damp underground fortresses. Note to self: Build Fortress of Doom (tm) among most pleasantly green and rolling hills findable at time. Instruct architect to include airy terraces, extensive gardens, pleasant orchard walks, and construct buildings entirely in white marble. Then shoot the heroes while they're still suffering from the cognitive dissonance. Alistair further; instruct Legions of Screaming Imperial Death to help old ladies across roads at every opportunity. also, set up inquisitor blood donation program... -- Computational Thaumaturge, Deus Machinarum. -- Cerebrate of the Silicon Swarm. e-mail: avatar-sig@arkane.demon.co.uk WWW: http://www.arkane.demon.co.uk/ "If I find my beautiful consort with access to my fortress has been associating with the hero, I'll have her executed. It's regrettable, but new consorts are easier to get than new fortresses and maybe the next one will pay attention at the orientation meeting." -- #133, The Evil Overlord List