From wjcarew@corplink.com.au Tue Sep 12 20:02:22 2000 Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: TAN: Golden opportunity for my net-savvy fans... From: "Willum" Date: Wed, 13 Sep 2000 11:02:22 +1000 Mark Loy wrote in message news:mloy-1209001253180001@134.68.134.43... > All these and much, much more can be yours for the low, low cost of a > measly $1.00 US ($5 Canadian). All you have to do is send me this mere > dribble of insect cum offa gnat's dick worth of moola and then...then > simply go to the following website: > > http://home.uchicago.edu/~kor2/WOT/WOTindex/ and follow the links to the > slickly sweet glory hole that is my humor. > > Act now and I'll send you my humor found on Maggie's site...at **NO** > additional cost. > > I know, I might not be a saint but I sure smell better than most of 'em. > > But Mark...how can you afford to make this kind of offer? > > One word...volume. > > But Mark...what about your fans that don't have net access? > > One more word...volu...er, uh fuckem. > > So in conclusion, ladies and non-ladies of the jury, let me reiterate, in > these troubled times where once free prologues now cost a fuckin' sawbuck, > you can still find a bargain on free shit. > > Thanks for your time. > > Catch you on the flip side. -the fine print- We wish to advise that upon purchase of ML's invaluable humor for the unbeatable, net savvy price of US$1, the additional purchase of our custom "ML humor text reader" will also be neccessary. Fortunately, we've worked long and hard so as to be able to offer our net savvy readers the "ML humor text reader" for the unbeatable price of just US$20. A small price to pay to access ML's humor in all it's golden glory, we're sure you'll agree. -the extra fine print- We further wish to advise our customers that in addition to the purchase price of US$1 for ML's humor, and US$20 for "ML's humor text reader", an additional US$50 fee will apply per download, to ensure that you, our valued net savvy customers, get the best and fastest possible service. All funds are payable to our account in the Cayman Islands. -A personal message from the CEO- I just want to thank you, our net savvy customers, for bending over and taking it up the ..., um, I mean, for giving us this opportunity to bring you a revolutionary new product, one that will spearhead the exciting and brave new world of E-publishing, and change forwever the way we rip you o.., I mean, the way we do business. Happy reading! -- Willum, "Fiat iustitia et ruant caeli" "Let justice be done though the heaven's fall" -William Watson 1602.